The Role of the High School Girl*
**Note: I don't want to hear any of this "women liberation" crap. Technically a girl becomes a woman...well, let just say *before* she enters High School. I don't care. These girls still carry on like they're 12. Therefore, they're girls.
The role of the High School girl is not simple. There are the social aspects, which, of course, take priority.
The freshmen girls are required to fawn over the senior boys. They giggle, flip their hair, stick their breasts out and rub up against the senior boys. If their cup size is big enough and the space between their thighs is far enough, and the senior is drunk enough, maybe, just maybe, the girl will get to succeed in her conquest.
The sophomore girls turn in desparation to the sophomore boys, that is, the ones that have not fallen victim to the freshmen girls. They lounge around and pretend not to care about the opposite sex--this is part of their elaborate trap to get a "man."
Junior girls are overwhelmed. They turn to boys outside of school, who are not under the same academic stress. They shove their foreign boyfriends into the faces of their ex boyfriends from sophomore year.
Senior girls go out and get drunk with fake IDs and pretend to be from college so they can pick up mature, understanding guys. Men, even. They settle for the horndogs that no college girl will touch.